Send In The Clowns
                          
                               Isn't it rich?
  are we a pair?
  Me here at last on the ground
  You in mid-air
  Send in the clowns
  
  
  Isn't it bliss?
  don't you approve?
  One who keeps tearing around
  One who can't move
  Where are the clowns?
  Send in the clowns
  
  
  Just when I'd stopped opening doors
  Finally knowing
  the one that I wanted was yours
  Making my entrance again
  with my usual flair
  Sure of my lines
  No one is there
  
  
  Don't you love farce?
  My fault I fear
  I thought that you'd want what I want
  Sorry my dear
  But where are the clowns
  There ought to be clowns
  Quick send in the clowns
  
  
  What a surprise!
  Who could foresee
  I'd come to feel about you
  What you felt about me?
  Why only now when I see
  That you've drifted away?
  What a surprise
  What a cliche
  
  
  Isn't it rich?
  Isn't it queer?
  Losing my timing
  this late in my career
  And where are the clowns
  Quick send in the clowns
  Don't bother, they're here