Pardon My English (samba Torto)
                          
                               When you said goodbye,
  did I sit an' cry?
  Wanna go an' die?
  Oh! No Siree!
  
  Made another wish . . .
  get another fish!
  Lot's of pretty fish . . .
  are in the sea!
  
  You think that you're my one and only . . .
  Pardon my English,
  I ain't lonely!
  
  Ain't about to brood . . .
  in a happy mood!
  Even sat and booed . . .
  your photographs!
  
  Ain't a total wreck . . .
  you can double check!
  Stickin' out your neck . . .
  is for giraffes!
  
  So, if some night you want me baby . . .
  I'll meet you face to face,
  you can name the place!
  
  I'll be in the pink . . .
  I'll buy the drink!
  After one or two . . .
  I'll tell you why we're through!
  
  Absolutely through . . .
  I think!
  
  You think that you're my one an' only . . .
  Pardon my English,
  I ain't lonely!
  
  Ain't about to brood . . .
  dream a happy mood!
  Even sat and booed . . .
  your photographs!
  
  Ain't a total wreck . . .
  you can double check!
  Stickin' out your neck . . .
  is for giraffes!
  
  So, if some night you want me baby . . .
  Meet you face to face,
  you can name the place!
  
  I'll be in the pink . . .
  I'll buy the drink!
  After one or two . . .
  I'll tell you that I'm through!
  
  Absolutely through . . .
  I think!